Think Baseball - That’s right, think baseball. Think anything for that matter, just as long as you get your mind out of how much you want to orgasm. Most of your orgasm is mind related, so if you are not thinking about it chances are it will not happen!

Stop And Start - This is the hardest tip to try and hide from your partner. The general theory behind this is when you are having sex just stop when you feel that you are about to come. You can pull this off by changing positions or you could just go really slow to the point where you are no longer moving but are still inside her. This way she will still have the feeling of you being inside of her but you will not be putting any friction on your penis.

‘Bag It’ - Wear a condom, if you are not already wearing one for safety reasons wear one for performance reasons. A condom reduces the amount of sensation you will feel through the head of your penis. This means you will feel less with every thrust and will therefore take a longer time to orgasm which will give you longer to make your lover orgasm.

Masturbate before intercourse - As a rule of thumb men can not have multiple orgasms, so after you have had one orgasm the second one will generally take a lot longer time for you to orgasm wich again you can use to please your lover!

Change Positions - Changing positions is very important to prolonging your orgasm. This is because once you stick in one position the vaginal muscles will contract as it begins to adjust to the presence of your penis. So make sure that you constantly change the position that you and your partner are using.

Of Course, these are just short term measures, once you stop using any one of these methods you are bound to start ejaculating prematurely again which will inevitably happen. However, there is a product out there guaranteed to help you and its called PreJaculation. Prejaculation is an online course for men who wish to go much much longer in bed, to read a full user review click here

In case you do not believe me I will go through some of the more popular penis enlargement ‘guarantees’ out there:

Penis Enlargement Pumps

The theory that is behind the use of penis enlargement pumps is that they produce a vacuum which creates blood flow to the penis which stimulates growth. The problem with this theory is that it simply just does not work.

There is also a risk involved when using penis enlargement pumps, there is the possibility of bursting blood capillaries, getting blisters and developing improper circulation to the penis which can cause impotence.

Another thing about penis enlargement pumps is that the results soon fade back to normal and you are left with the same sized penis you began with.

Penis Enlargement Pills

Penis enlargement pills just do not work. When pill companies supply you with their products they basically just give you an exercise program and it is the workouts that give you the penis growth, the pills themselves just provide increased blood flow which may provide stronger erections but definitely does not increase the size of your penis.

The price of these pills are generally very expensive and you need to purchase them regularly otherwise as the pill companies say “They will stop working”

A lot of people are unable to take these pills also because of allergenic reasons. A lot of the ingredients are herbs that a lot of people are allergic to.

Penis Enlargement Weights

This ridiculous technique has been used and practised by men for many years now. It consists of men hanging a weight from their penis to increase the size. Adding a few inches from this method is not completely unheard of.

This technique has serious health issues as the penis could stretch so far that the ligaments in the penis could snap and may even cause impotence for the user.

Other side effects caused by the weight method are that it can cause stretch marks on your penis and severe penis deformation.

Also the penis may become completely stretched and be long but very skinny.

Penis Enlargement Surgery

Need I say any more? Do you really want a surgical knife so close to your penis?

Penis Enlargement Surgery is highly expensive and is not even guaranteed to work.

Penis Enlargement Surgery can cost thousands of dollars and will only work in 8 out of 10 cases.

What You Can Do!

Now that I have told you about the things that you should not do because they are dangerous or simply do not work, let me tell you about Penis Excercises. Penis Excercises have been proven to work for years now. The reason that they are not well known is because they do require effort on your part! You cannot just expect them to work over night, you need to give them time to work.

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Michigan Mature

The Goddess

Beautiful Jana

Just a little warning some of these stories contain adult material so keep that in mind before reading!

Fact is I take quite a lot of ribbing about being the stereotypical big, dumb hillbilly and I guess in a way that does describe me to a tee. Except I’m not dumb! Big yes, but not dumb. Why George even took a liking to me I can only imagine, but I’m glad he did. More then once being his friend kept me from getting my ass kicked and not just negro’s either.

In bar room brawls for instance race doesn’t usually come into play. What usually does is gang up on what is perceived to be the biggest dumbest fucker there, me. And this is how I pay him back, by fantasizing about fucking his wife. No, not just fantasizing about fucking her but loving her.

As I looked at my cards again and then doubled the bet Latisha bent over my shoulder putting another beer beside me. Her small firm tits brushed against my shoulder and her heady scent and closeness made my nine inch cock jump to attention. In that second all I could think of was that I sure was glad no one could see under the table.

Stammering like a love sick puppy I thanked her for the beer but her reply was drowned by her husband sudden laughing declaration that I had a crush on her. I must have blushed like a school kid who’d been caught looking up some girls skirt as the other players all turned and looked at me. For a second you could of heard a pin drop and then four other voices joined George’s in laughter.

I was so embarrassed felt like crawling under the table. Telling him to shut up I took a half hearted swing at him hoping like hell no one had noticed that I hadn’t denied it. But George and everyone else quite laughing when she said that was sweet. For a heartbeat the other players attention shifted from me to her as continuing to lean against me she absently ran her long fingers through my shaggy crop of hair.

In the next instant the silence was broken as together with staring into her husbands face she musical intoned maybe now that another man found her attractive he’d pay a little more attention to her. I wanted to believe it was more to tick off her husband then to show affection to me she cradled my pug ugly face in her hands and pressed her lips to mine. But as our lips came together hers parted slightly and her tongue fluttered lightly over mine.

A golden goddess. A 12 plus on a scale of 1 to 10 standing maybe 5 feet 7 inches and weighing around 109 pounds with measurements that I guessed to be 34 x 21 x 33. In my book a perfect figure and to me the most beautiful woman in the world. I’m sure a lot of guys probably thought she was skinny and small busted, but like I said, to me she was the perfect woman.

I know George was always saying she wasn’t breeding stock, too damn skinny. Breeding stock needed some meat on their bone’s, something to hold onto, whereas women like his wife were for show. Why did I say golden? Well because her perfect smooth skin was a soft honey color giving her the appearance of a suntanned white woman. She might not have been quite as beautiful as Halle Berry, but put them side by side they could have passed for sisters. And like Halle somewhere in her family’s past there must have been at least one white person.

God but she was beautiful,. She had the looks and a body I could love and hold forever if given half a chance. I tried to imagine how marvelous it would feel to hold and fondle her, to have my lips on her perfect breast and to nibble on her nipples. But what really got to me was her long shapely legs and her tight perfectly shaped ass.

Oh sweet fucking Jesus that really got to me. I would beat my meat for what seemed like hours as dream like visions of her with her long shapely legs wrapped tightly about me. More then once I might have filled a glass with cum as visions of her bucking and writhing beneath my sweaty overweight pale body filled my head. What I most often fantasied about though, and what really got my nuts in an uproar, was dreams of her pleading for me to shove my cock into her and fuck her like her husband never had.

An hour later as the game ended, and I was about to help my best friend straighten up Latisha put her hand in mine asking if I’d come to the kitchen and help her clean up the evenings mess. Looking stupidly at George he only chuckled telling me to go with my girlfriend and that he and the others would clean up. Her fingers entwined with mine and her light voice urged me to follow saying she had something that needed my attention.

Once through the kitchen door I noticed it was spotless, nothing out of place and as the door closed behind us I stood there stupidly with my back against it asking what needed my attention when she whimsically said she wanted to thank me for being so sweet. As I stood there bashful and stuttering my mind began playing tricks on me. I imagined that instead of her telling me how sweet I was she instead had thrown her arms about my neck and kissed me.

Seconds later my fantasy became realty. Stunned I simply stood there as her lips met mine but as her tongue probed at my lips and then entered my mouth I began shaking like a leaf in a thunderstorm. As instinct took over my tongue lashed out to met hers and for a moment as our mouths mashed together I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. My hands, which had been on her waist slowly rose and as they came into contact with her pert small breast my fingers began to knead, caress and tweak her nipples into hard nubs of arousal. From the other room muted laughter and voices came to me and then I forgot all about my best friend and the others as her soft moan of pleasure drowned everything else out.

All to quickly though the vivid fantasy was over. With difficulty my eyes focused on her standing before me saying something I hadn’t heard let alone understood. When I continued to stare at her stupidly she surprised me by rising up on her tip toes and putting her lips to my ear. Her warm breath against my ear as she whispered that she wanted, needed to see me sent shivers up my spine.

Dumbfounded I stood looking into her eyes searching for any ray of mirth or hint that she was playing some game. Seeing none I stammered like a school boy nothing would make me happier. Opening the door she pushed me through loudly thanking me for being such a gentleman while under her breath she said she’d call me tomorrow.

I could hardly sleep that evening and by the morning I was a wreak. I must have looked even grubber then I normally did for George kept poking fun at me. He must have asked me a couple of dozen times if after the card game I’d visited Sylvia. I ignored him but if truth be told she was the whore that I spent most of my money on. After work instead of going out for a beer with the guys I rushed home. On the way home I kept thinking how stupid I was for thinking that Latashia would bother with someone like me, and if I could have kicked myself in the ass I would have.

As I entered my small five room house the phone was ringing. Thinking that it might be George or one of the others I picked it up and without waiting for them to say anything I growled I didn’t feel like partying and to stop bothering me. Slamming the phone down I went into the bathroom where just as I’d removed my clothes the phone began ringing again. I was really pissed as without bothering to even wrap a towel about me I stomped from the bathroom to answer the phone.

As I picked it up the thought that whoever it had been must have hung up as there was only silence on the line. But just as I was about to slam the phone down thinking the guys were playing games I heard soft breathing, Latashia? As I stood there naked hanging onto the phone as if it were a life line and breathing as if I’d run 10 miles her soft musical voice asked why I’d hung up on her and then she was telling me she was right outside and to let her in.

Forgetting that I hadn’t a stitch on, was all sweaty and smelly from a hard day of work and not even thinking that hearing her voice had given me a raging hard on I strode to the door throwing it open just as she lightly tapped on it, God she was beautiful. She was wearing a dress I’d only seen her in once before, one that when she’d worn it I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. It was a short little thing, bright yellow in color with hardly enough material to be classified a dress.

It was one of those off the shoulder things that was form fitted and tight over her breast, small waist and full hips with a none existing back that if it hadn’t started up again at her waist you could have seen her butt crack. It flared ever so slightly around a hem that just barely covered the tops of her stockings which I assumed was to allow her easy movement when she walked. All of this I took in in an instant, but then the wide eyed look of astonishment on her face and her nervous giggle brought me back to my senses. I tried vainly to cover my nakedness without much luck while stammering I was sorry.

Stepping inside she closed the door and then to my surprise she pulled my hands aside pressing her body to mine huskily whispering that she could see I was glad to see her. I tried to tell her I was hot and sweaty, that I needed a shower but her lips against mine silenced me. She tasted and smelled like honey suckle and my mind swam with heady thoughts of sex as I held her tightly kissing and fondling her. Before I realized it had happened I had picked her up and carried her to my bed where a heart beat later and with soft whimpering words of encouragement from her I had stripped her of the skimpy dress.

With but the sheerest of pale pink lacy bra and bikini panties covering her she lay back stretching seductively as I sat on the edge of the bed worshipfully gazing at her. I had to be dreaming I mumbled to myself. There was just no way the Goddess of my dreams could be laying on my bed. In the next moment her soft graceful hand touched my naked thigh and then her fingers closed, or tried to, around my pulsing manhood.

Despite my wanting nothing better then to climb atop her I came to my senses enough to tell her I needed a shower. But her only answer was to squeeze me tighter and then to twist about on the bed till her face was inches from my crotch. Soft mummers that I smelled just fine, that I smelled like a man went almost unrecognized as her tongue flicked out lightly touching the tip of my prick. Her warm breath felt like a heat wave on my dick and balls and I swear I grew another inch both in length and girth.

I honestly thought I was going to have a heart attack as her lips pressed against the tip of my dick. With quick loving smacks she kissed the head of my cock while at the same time her tongue tickled and probed at my piss slit. Her hand had never left my prick and now as her other began caressing my testicles it squeezed and stroked my cock like a farmers would if he were milking a cow. Mesmerized I watched as her lips parted and then closed over the thick knob of my cock.

Rising to her knees she bent over me taking even more of me into her sweet mouth. Together with rolling my heavy balls with one hand she continued to stroke and massage my dick with the other. At the same time she was doing so she began slowly bobbing her head and purring softly along with taking another inch or so between her lips. Brushing her hair aside so that I could see her pretty face better as she worked and slaved over my dick I almost shot my wad as her soft red lips met her hand.

Releasing me her hand slid down to my sweaty thigh squeezing it and thus allowing her unhampered freedom to my dick. Her face turned slightly and her eyes, twinkling like two stars, looked into mine as soft mumbled words I couldn’t understand came from around the thick knob of my cock.

Her mumbling becoming louder, more insistent and her hands rose to my chest pushing me back onto my bed. As my back hit my bed she straddled my face. Only then did it dawn on me what her mumbling had been about and I didn’t hesitate for a moment. With eager fingers I worked her frilly lace panties down and off and a ragged breath later my face was buried in her snatch.

Like a dog lapping water from a stream my tongue lapped at her moistness as if it were the nectar of life. When it was that she released my cock and rolled onto her back I don’t know neither did I care. Though like any other man I liked having my cock sucked I was to interested in my own labor of love to care if she was returning the favor.

Lifting her slight body and repositioning her further onto the bed I again lowered my face between legs. Her moans of pleasure, her soft vows of love were like music to my ears as she ground her sweet smelling pussy against my face.

A lifetime later along with tugging on my ears she laboriously whimpered make love to me Mikie, make love to me like George never has. Slowly crawling up over her I held myself aloft like a recruit about to do pushups for his Marine drill sergeant. A heartbeat later her fingers were guiding me to the promised land. A place that even in my wildest dreams I had never thought I would feel about me.

As her legs parted and then entwined about me my dick slowly ever so slowly sank into her hot welcoming pussy. Her lips against my ear breathing words of love and of the need for a strong caring man tickled my ear like music. If I hadn’t loved her before at that instant I loved her beyond all reason.

Forgotten was the fact that she was the wife of my best friend as together we slowly began to move against each other. My own words of love mixed with hers almost like a song as for a lifetime we slowly and tenderly enjoyed each other. Though we each had a mad need for the other our love making was not urgent.

At least it wasn’t until in combination with her scream of ecstasy and a trembling of her petite body against mine my testicles erupted. Like a volcano erupting my cum exploded from my balls rushing upward like lava through my pulsing cock to flood her womb.

For an eternity we held each other whispering words of love, of affection and then once again we made love. That was several years and many secret rendezvous ago and though I still think of George as my best friend and continue to visit his house for the twice monthly card games that’s not the real reason that I go.

You see there are three beautiful daughters who in every way are the spitting image of their mother. Daughters who bring a smile to my lips every time I see them, and it’s not because I’m their God father either.

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“Of course it is, Jana,” Beg replied. “I would never do anything to hold you back. You know that.”

Beg was going to miss Jana for many reasons — not the least of which was when she wore that low cut sleeveless shirt that she was wearing today — but he knew that it was time for her to move on. Besides, there are a lot of low-cut shirt wearers in this city, he remembered.

“Well, I just want you to know that you’ve been the best boss I’ve ever had, Beg, and I mean it. You know that I’d do anything for you,” Jana continued.

What exactly does she mean by that, Beg wondered? He had always fantasized about his assistant Jana and was sad to see her leave. She was a beautiful woman, only about 25 years old. He remembered back to when he first interviewed her when she was about to graduate from college. Her hair was still long and brown, slightly curly. She still had beautiful Italian skin and a killer body. She must be a 34 C or maybe even a D cup, he thought. He really couldn’t tell, but figured that either way she was more than adequately endowed.

He never made a move as he knew that office flings were always a bad idea, but as he sat across his office and saw Jana’s stiff nipples poking through her shirt coupled with her ample cleavage, he did some quick thinking.

“Well, of course we have to settle up your exit paperwork as soon as possible — probably tonight. You know the office policy. Once you decide to leave, you have to leave. There are very few exceptions,” Beg said, noticing the look of surprise on Jana’s face.

“Beg! I was hoping for at least two weeks. I don’t start at the network until the end of the month, the new job pays a little less than what I’m making now, and I can’t afford to go without an income until the end of the month . . .” her voice sort of trailed off as she looked down at the floor. Beg could see her concern and felt a little guilty.

“Jana, I can try to see if there is something I can do to help but you know how hard it is to get anything out of this company. You’re asking a lot here. I’ve always tried to be a good boss to you but this is –”

“Oh, Beg, I know! I know how good you’ve been but I really, really need your help here. Anything Beg, please!” A tear made its way down her cheek.

Beg’s mind was working overtime on how to handle this and he was taken by surprise to feel his prick harden as Jana started to plead her case to him. He watched her full lips as she said ‘please’ the last time, and then looked back down at her chest. He had always noticed that Jana’s nipples seemed to harden whenever she was emotional � happy, sad, amused, whatever. But now they looked like they might rip out of her shirt. They were just huge. He’d never seen her this upset before. His only question now was how to play this out. It was very late on a Friday night at the office and no one else was around. This is a good thing, Beg thought.

“Well, Jana, this is going to be really tough,” Beg was worried that he might be overplaying this one but he knew that Jana lived paycheck to paycheck and out of her league for the salary she was making, especially considering that she lived in one of the most expensive cities in the world.

“OK, well, just name it. And I really mean ANYTHING, Beg,” Jana said.

“Hm, well, I’m thinking that we should have a drink and make a toast to your new future, first. This is exciting — going to the land of television,” Beg said, looking her in the eye, and then back down to her chest.

Beg walked over to the closet in his office and pulled out a bottle and two glasses. He put both glasses on his desk and motioned for Jana to walk over. She walked over and grabbed one of the glasses that Beg had just poured.

“What do we have here?” Jana asked, looking at the clear liquid in the glass.

“The finest vodka in the world, Jana. Got it in Russia last year on that trip I took, and I’ve been saving it for an occasion that warranted drinking a $500 bottle of Vodka . . .” Beg smiled.

“$500!” Jana looked back into the glass as if trying to find the dollar signs.

“Sure, you remember the deal we brokered for that Norwegian oil contractor over there last year? Well, this was a thank you gift from them.”

“Cool. I never drank anything that expensive!” Jana said.

“Well, as they say in Russia when you are toasting their favorite liquid, Za Zdrovia!” Beg lifted his glass.

“Za . . . yeah, whatever!” Jana clinked her glass on Beg’s and drank down about half of it. “Wow, that’s the smoothest vodka I’ve ever had!”

“That’s why someone had to pay $500 for it, I guess,” Beg said, sipping his again. “And to your new job,” Beg said again holding up his glass. Jana clinked it again and finished the glass. Beg refilled it right away.

“You can really put this stuff away for a small girl,” Beg said, laughing.

“Are you kidding? I can barely taste this. It’s delicious. Can I make a toast?”

“Of course,” Beg said.

“Well then here’s to you, for being the best damn boss ever,” she drank it without waiting to toast. Beg watched her and wondered if this was how she dealt with stress. He took another sip.

“Mmmm, Jana said. This is soooooooooo good!” Jana giggled. Obviously this stuff took affect pretty quickly, Beg thought. He never knew Jana to be much of a drinker, so he figured that she probably wasn’t used to something of this caliber.

Beg leaned against his desk and watched Jana attempt to lean against it with him. She tried to put her hand on the desk but missed, and Beg quickly caught her arm breaking her fall, but spilling some of her drink on her shirt.

“Oh, damn, that’s like $20 worth of vodka I just wasted!” Jana giggled again.

“Well, there’s another way you’re costing me. First you say you’re leaving, then you want me to go to the bulldogs upstairs and get them to keep you on the payroll for a month, and now you spill my expensive booze all over the place!” Beg kidded.

Jana had a look of shock on her face, exaggerated due to her rapidly declining sobriety. “Oh, no, I didn’t mean to cause any trouble, I’m so horrible!” Jana said.

“Well, you really owe me know,” Beg said, his heart rate quickening again. “There is something you can do for me, Jana.”

“Oh, you know I’ll do it. What do you want?” Jana finished what was in her glass and tried to put it on the desk but missed and staggered a little. Beg caught her and the glass. “Well, first, why don’t you stand there in the middle of the room.”

As Jana stepped into the center of the room Beg pulled his digital camera out of his desk drawer and snapped a picture of Jana standing in front of his desk.

“Ooo, cool, I’m gonna be in pictures!” Jana squealed and giggled some more. Beg took a few more and she struck a couple of glamour poses as she laughed.

Beg took a breath. Go with it, he thought. “Right, now, I need you to take off your shirt Jana.”

Jana paused, looked at him, and then pulled her shirt out of the waist of her skirt.

“Slowly,” Beg said as he took a few more pictures of her as she did as she was told. “Great, now slowly lift it up over your head and take it off,” Beg said, sounding like a Playboy photographer. His dick was hard as a rock and was getting harder as he watched her lift her shirt up revealing a white lacy bra. Beg could see that it was obviously a little too small for her as her tits were pouring out from the sides of the cups. He walked around her and took several more pictures. When he was standing behind her, he reached over her back bra strap and took out the tag.

“Well, I was right, a 34 C. But it looks like you could use a little more ‘coverage’ there, don’t you think Jana?”

Jana turned around and giggled again. Beg looked at her breasts showing through the white lace. They were bigger than he had even expected, and her dark pink — almost brown — areolas were showing through. Her nipples were gigantic, and he couldn’t wait to see them. He took a bunch of pictures � close up, farther away. He figured he could probably make a lot of money on them if Jana made it big in TV someday.

“OK, now slip out of that skirt, slowly again, please.”

Jana again did as she was told. She stumbled a couple of times trying to step out of her skirt. She was wearing a bikini cut pair of white lace panties that matched her bra. More pictures from the front, the side, and from behind, where he marveled at her beautiful ass cheeks poking out from her panties. She wasn’t wearing any nylons, which was just perfect with Beg as he hated them.

“OK, well, let’s get down to business. Do you want to take off your bra or panties first?” Beg thought it only proper to let her decide which way to go first.

“Well, you’ve been staring at my tits for years now, so how would you like to see them live and in the flesh, eh Begie?”

“Sounds great,” Beg blushed slightly at being called out. But then again, who DIDN’T stare at this girl’s tits? She certainly knew how to display them.

Jana reached around her back. Her breasts strained against the tight confines of her bra as she reached for the snaps. Beg took more pictures. As Jana unsnapped the bra her boobs jiggled around as if they were trying to break free on their own. She let the bra fall to the floor. Beg looked at those two perfect hooters sticking out from her chest and couldn’t believe his eyes. They were incredible. Not sagging, and her areolas and nipples were even more amazing than he had imagined they would be. The areolas were slightly puffy, and the nipples were rock hard and very long � maybe an inch and a half. He’d never seen anything like them before and must have taken twenty pictures of them.

“Quite nice, huh,” Jana said playfully. She grabbed them both and pushed them together to form the cleavage he was used to seeing. Then she grabbed her right nipple between her thumb and finger and pinched it slightly. Beg was harder than he’d ever been in his life, and couldn’t believe the pictures he was taking of his assistant pinching and tugging on her own nipples.

“Oh my God, Jana. I had no idea . . .” Beg’s voice trailed off. He wanted to reach out and grab them, but held off as he continued to take pictures. “Why don’t you slip out of those panties now?”

Jana complied, and bent over as she slid them down over her hips and down her legs. Beg watched as her breasts jiggled and banged together as she wiggled out of her panties. He was stunned by the amount of movement they made with every slight move.

He looked and saw that she had a neat, close-cropped bush on top of her pussy mound. As she kicked her panties off from her foot, Beg looked at her beautifully shaped ass. It was always nice watching Jana walk from behind, and now he could better see why. Her butt wasn’t fat, but it was a good size (the Italian blood, he figured, contributed to that) and it was also nice and jiggly, just like her tits. Beg was busily recording as many images as he could on his camera that fortunately held about 100 high-resolution images. He thought he must be getting close to the limit, but knew that he had another memory stick in the desk drawer.

Jana seemed to be extremely happy and having fun, so he decided to go farther.

“OK, Jana, now I need you to do a couple of things here. Just go ahead and do whatever I say and do it slowly so I can get some good shots,” Beg sounded somewhat authoritarian about it and Jana just smiled and nodded her head.

“Great. First, have you ever sucked your own nipples?” Beg asked. Jana cupped her right breast, lifted it up to her face, and worked her nipple into her mouth. She licked it first, then grabbed it lightly with her front teeth pulling it gently. Then she took it into her mouth and started sucking on it. As she sucked the right one, she grabbed the left one with her free hand and rolled it around between her thumb and forefinger. After a few pictures, she switched and sucked on the left one. Beg noticed that the right one was wet and red which made him think that she had been sucking on it pretty hard. Rather than grabbing her right nipple while she sucked the left one, she reached down and started to rub her clit. She began moaning softly.

“Whoa, you’re moving too fast,” Beg said, trying to keep up with the action. She slowed her motions down but continued to stroke her clit and suck her left nipple.

“OK, now you can stop sucking and just go crazy on your pussy,” Beg said. Jana immediately dropped her boob, laid down on her back on the floor of the office, and used both hands to work herself into a frenzy. Beg took a bunch of pictures from just about every angle and saw that his memory stick was full so he quickly changed it out and put the new one in.

“Great, keep going,” Beg said as Jana worked her clit with one hand and stuck her fingers on the other hand inside her pussy. He stroked harder and harder until she went into convulsions and started screaming with delight. He hoped that the building was actually empty by now but figured that at 9:00 P.M. the only people around would be the janitors.

“Let’s see how many fingers you can get up there,” Beg suggested. Jana lifted her head up to watch as she started with two, then three, and then put four up there. Her tits were laying on top of her chest and wildly jiggling around every time she thrust her hand into her wet pussy.

“How about the whole hand?” Beg asked. Jana cupped her small hand in a fist and pushed hard against her pussy lips until she was able to work her hand in up to her wrist. She was moaning again like before and started to have another orgasm. Beg took several pictures of her hand up her pussy and then focused on her face. He found that he was even more turned on by watching her pleasure herself than he would ever have imagined, and she really seemed to be enjoying it.

After the orgasm subsided, Jana collapsed back on the floor, breathing heavily. Beg sat entranced watching her chest heave with every breath, and amazed at her stamina. He couldn’t believe that her nipples were still as hard as they were when they began. He just watched as she caught her breath and thought out his next requests. What a beautiful woman Jana was, he thought, as he watched her recover.

Beg felt his rock hard dick through his pants and decided to unbutton and unzip them to give his large rod a little more room to move around. Jana looked over and saw that Beg’s pants were open so she moved over and reached inside.

“Oh my God Beg,” Jana said as she gripped his erect penis. “You’re huge!”

“So are you,” he said, looking at her tits.

“Why thank you, sir!” she giggled as she took his rod out of his pants and immediately started to suck on the giant head. Beg couldn’t believe his eyes, and put his hand on Jana’s shoulder as she worked his unit into her mouth. He looked down at her chest and reached with the other hand to grab one of her swinging tits. He was amazed at how soft, smooth, and warm it was, and how hard her nipple was poking against the palm of his hand. He reached down with his other hand and grabbed the other nipple, pinching it slightly and rolling it between his thumb and finger just as Jana was doing to it before. She started to moan again, this time a very muffled moan as she had Beg’s massive cock stuffed into her mouth.

When he felt like he was going to cum into her mouth, he pulled his rod out of her mouth and told her to get on her hands and knees on the floor and turn around. She got down on all fours with her ass facing Beg. He looked down at her perfect ass and laid his rod down between her ass cheeks, then down between her legs against her still warm and wet pussy. She reached down and shoved Beg’s prick into her cunt, and moved her hips up and down taking eventually taking in every inch of his rock hard monster.

Beg leaned down and watched her amazingly active tits sway back and forth with every thrust, and reached around to cup them as he shoved his cock as far as he could inside of her. Jana let out a loud groan and began her moaning again as he pounded it in.

Feeling like he was going to cum again, Beg looked down at her perfect ass and saw her tiny, tight asshole. He slowly pulled out of Jana’s pussy and then pressed his cock’s large head against the puckered flesh softly at first, then harder. This made Jana turn around with a surprised look on her face alerting Beg that this was probably a place that no man had gone before. Her expression was priceless so he quickly took a picture of her looking back at him as he pushed against the hole. This got Jana worked up again so that she started pushing back so much that her asshole quickly enveloped the head of Beg’s dick. Then Beg slowly pushed the rest of his cock in until his balls were resting against her ass. Once fully in place, he gently worked his rod around inside of her and she reached up and started fingering her clit, which drove him wild.

As his cock was ready to spew, he pulled it out and Jana quickly got up on her knees and grabbed Beg’s erupting dick, pointing it toward her face, taking a shot across her forehead, then her eyes and nose, then another couple of shots directly into her mouth. She then took the rest of his surprisingly large load onto her tits. Beg pulled his camera out and took several pictures of the cumshots from his unique vantage point, catching in midair the cum landing on her face and her tits.

Jana immediately started rubbing Beg’s cock across her cum-covered breasts, and then rubbed the rest of the sperm in with her hands. She wiped the cum away from her eye and looked up at Beg for another ‘money shot.’ Then she rubbed the rest of the cum off of her face with Beg’s cock, and licked his cock clean.

Beg couldn’t believe it when he saw that he had burned through another 100 picture memory stick on his camera as he took the last couple shots of Jana laying on her back, breathless, with cum in her hair. He sat next to her, noticed that her nipples were finally relaxing, and gave her breasts one last massage before getting up and putting his package back into his pants. Jana got up and collected her clothes from around the office and slowly started putting them back on. She was still a bit tipsy from the vodka so Beg offered to give her a ride back to her apartment which she readily accepted.

After dropping her off, Beg went straight back to his place and crashed. As he laid down on his bed, he thought again about Jana’s massive nipples and the amazing collection of porn he created before drifting off to sleep.

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After almost blowing my load on the dance floor (I wish I had a picture to verify how hot she was), I back off for a second and tell her that I’m going to step outside and cool down (it was pretty hot in there) and asked if she wanted to join me. She agrees, so we go on the patio (this is where it gets interesting…)

Once we’re outside, I begin to chat with one of her guy friends who she came to the club with. It turns out that he was in grad school with her…at the time, I’m 23 and it’s pretty obvious that nobody will think I’m older than 26-27 at most. So this guy definitely gave me the impression that it was funny that I’m dancing with her (I thought she was probably around 33-34).

A few minutes later, I’m with the HB again and we’re chatting about her grad school program among other things. After telling me that she worked for a LONG time before going to grad school and implies that she was old, I say, “I’m sure you’re not that old…” She replies, “how old do you think I am?” and I guess, “32, 33?” — she says, with a smirk “try 46…”

I play it cool. Aside from the fact that she already had shown a number of IOIs to me, I had hooked up with an old coworker in the past, who (at the time) was 31 (when I was 21) and happened to also be a stripper before we worked together. This prior experience instilled a great deal of confidence in me, which prepared me for the moment I was in. So, we keep talking about how she used to be married to a model and how he used to cheat on her all the time. And she also tells me that she has an 11-year old daughter (weird that the daughter will closer to my age than she was).

After talking for a while, we go back on the dance floor and end up making out while grinding. The bar soon closes and I walk with her to the empty parking garage where her yellow BMW convertible is parked. Since I already had made out with her on the dance floor, it was easy to continue our business on top of her BMW. We end up in her ride for a while(turns our she had breast implants, btw) and after doing so, I realize that I a) I hooked up with someone twice my age, b) I got with someone who was older than my mom, and c) I closed a MILF who was born in the 1950s.

Unfortunately, I was only in town for the night (had a friend’s wedding the next day), so I never got to see her again. But it was definitely a time I will never forget.

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To ask a girl out you need to be sufficiently prepared and we will be going over the key points to get you going on your quest now.

Know your ‘target’

Calling women a ‘target’ may seem a bit sexist and territorial but in this example that’s exactly what she is: your target. Get to know her, does she like jazz? Then find out about local jazz hangouts you can go to! Try to make out you have an interest in Jazz but don’t go too far you definitely do not want her quizzing you about it which will leave you looking foolish!

Be Cool

Easier said than done for most men, but try to keep it as cool as possible. Remember you know this girl so if you lay all your cards out and she just flat out rejects you chances are you’re going to be seeing her again. When asking her out try to make it seem like you would like her there but if she doesn’t show then it’s no big deal. To go back to the jazz example you could say:

“Hey, I’m going to this jazz night tomorrow Johnny Saxophone is playing it would be cool if you came, fancy it?”

Here you’re letting her know you would like her to be there but are showing her that if she doesn’t go your still going so it’s definitely not affecting your plans either way.

So get to know your ‘target’ and play it cool and all you need to worry about is how to act on the date!

Normally men find it difficult to approach girls with the intent of picking them up but if you go in feeling confident with the right skills you will find it’s not as hard as you previously thought!

Here are some great tips for Picking Up Girls

Be Cheery and Positive

Believing is half the battle, if you go in not believing you can do it then chances are you wont be able to do it. So remain positive and cheerful, a smile on your face will make the girl lower her guard to you and accept you more.

Use Good Opening Lines

The best opening lines just get her into conversation with you, try not to make them cheesy try to just go with anything that will get her to talk with you for a while!

Focus on What You Have

Normally when men are focusing on themselves they tend to pick out what they don’t have without commenting on what they do have. Have a sense of humor? Use it! Good listener? Listen! Just do whatever comes naturally to you, whilst trying not to brag. Bragging will just serve to make her think you are full of yourself.

So try to concentrate on your best qualities without going too far!

Get Her Talking

It is always a good idea to have her doing most of the talking, that way she leaves the conversation thinking you are a great guy who really cares for what she has to say. The best way to make her talk about herself is to keep asking insightful questions (family, job and hobbies are good things to ask her about). While she is talking always maintain eye contact and offer your opinion once in a while so that she feels she’s talking with you not just at you.

Make Her Laugh

Simply the best way to pick up women, when women are laughing they lower their inhibitions and allow you to get closer to her, so keep her laughing and keep increasing your chances of successfully seducing her.

Cut the Time Short

While the conversation is flowing is the best time to cut it off if you are trying to see her again. Leaving while it’s flowing will make her want to continue it at a later date giving you a great opening to get her number and meet up with her again on your terms!

100 Best Pick Up Lines

1. Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
2. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
3. Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
4. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
5. Be unique and different, say yes.
6. Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.
7. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
8. I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
9. Can I read your T shirt in brail?
10. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
11. I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
12. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
13. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
14. Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
15. Champagne can be tickly, and so can I.
16. Coffee? Tea? Me?
17. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
18. If beauty was a drop of water, then you’d be the ocean.
19. Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?
20. Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, “Here, you dropped your name tag.”
21. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? So my fingers can fit there.
22. Do you like to travel? My favorite place to go is anywhere you are.
23. I could die tomorrow and it wouldn’t matter – as long as I knew that I could meet an angel like you in Heaven.
24. I’m going on a picnic this weekend. Want to come?
25. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
26. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
27. I’d ask you for a light, but you’ve already lit my fire.
28. If beauty was a drop of water, then you’d be the ocean.
29. Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
30. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
31. Hey baby, you must be a sweater, because you got me feeling warm all over!
32. Check the girls clothing tag then say - “That’s what I thought…made in heaven”!
33. When God made you, he was showing off!
34. It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!
35. Let’s walk in the rain.
36. You must work for the FBI – Fabulous, Beautiful, and Intriguing.
37. You look like a woman who has an expensive perfume named after her. It has to be called (pause) Incomparable.
38. I want to steal your heart.
39. You have the most beautiful eyes (or lips) I’ve ever seen.
40. I’m new here in town and I keep getting lost … in your eyes.
41. See my friend standing over there? He wants to know if you think I am cute!
42. Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
43. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
44. Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
45. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
46. All this could be yours for one low, low price!
47. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
48. Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
49. I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

50. I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
51. I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?
52. Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you.
53. Smile if you want me!
54. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
55. Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
56. If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
57. Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
58. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
59. Wrap me in paper and put a bow on my head, i am a gift from god to you!
60. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
61. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
62. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
63. Are you a parking ticket? ’cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
64. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
65. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
66. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
67. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
68. Got two nipples for a dime?
69. Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
70. I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
71. You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
72. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
73. Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
74. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
75. Want to see my Hard Drive? I promise it ain’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
76. I’m bigger and better than the Titanic. Only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
77. You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu.
78. Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us?
79. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
80. What’s wrong? You look a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
81. Do you believe in the hereafter? Good! Then you know what I’m here after.
82. Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
83. I was so enraptured with your beauty that I ran into a wall. So I will need your name and number, for insurance purposes
84. I’m an American Express Lover! Don’t go home without me!
85. You with all those curves and me with no brakes!
86. Here’s a quarter. Call your mum and tell her you won’t be home tonight.
87. Can I see your tan lines?
88. Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
89. Of all the bars in the world I could have walked into, here you are…
90. Hi, do you want to have my children? If not, can we just practice?
91. Help the homeless. Take me home with you!
92. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
93. Hi, my name is Chris. I’m funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
94. You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way
95. Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?…What for?) Because I need your name and number
96. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
97. This time next year let’s be laughing together.
98. I’m not wearing any pants.
99. Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can’t stop.
100. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?